How many writers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
How many writers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Six. One to screw it in, one to sharpen all the pencils in the house, one to make more coffee, one to call a friend to chat, and one to complain that there's never time to do any writing. Wait, that's only five — that's why they need editors.
This is a great joke but if you're serious about writing join the Ligonier Valley Writers in 2018.